Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Few things don't need surveys

1. The number of two wheelers on footpaths of Bangalore during peak hours is equal to the number of two wheelers on the roads of Mumbai or for that matter any city at any time.

(Source: Google Image Search)

2. Most of the Kannada conversations in Bangalore start with 'Nimage Kannada Baratta!?' which translates into ‘Do you know Kannada!?’

3. Ninety percent of people, when late for an appointment and are stuck in an elevator show all their frustration on the poor elevator buttons. They hit and punch all those buttons as though it would take them to their destination faster :)

4. Only five percent of the people in this world like their managers. Rest of them...Hmmm... I don't have to tell you about them. :)

5. According to most of the people (Let me generalize it to educated class) in India, easiest way to quick money and fame is a MBA in an Indian Institute of Management and for others it is playing the Indian Premier League or winning Indian Idol.

6. When it comes to jokes on people or communities, Sardar jokes are the one to beat. Blonde jokes comes close second.

7. Two hours in peak Bangalore traffic everyday for a week can cause all sorts of respiratory (pollution) and mental (frustration of driving in jams) disorders.

8. Bangalore has one restaurant almost every street. They are popularly known as 'Darshinis' and usually serve only breakfast, and snacks in the evening. I haven't seen this in any city I have been to so far.
(Source: Google Image Search)

9. It takes at least one hour to find a true British citizen in Wembley, London. It is one of those localities that have been literally captured by the Indians. Another locality that comes close to it is East Ham.

10. There are hardly five, 5-Paise coins left in India today and I have one of them. Where are the other four? :). Is it still in circulation? The last I saw it being traded was when I was in 5th standard.
(Source: Google Image Search)

11. The ratio of official emails to personal emails in any normal person’s mail box is usually at 5:6. If that person in on bench then this ratio drops to 1:4 :)

12. The amount of time we spend waiting for our laptops or computers to respond (waiting for a download to complete, waiting for a file to open, waiting for a web page to load, etc) everyday is a painful ten to thirty minutes depending on the speed of your computer and internet. Any bright ideas on how we could use that time constructively?

13. Kids playing with marbles and kids playing Lagori (Pitthu or Sitoliya) are extinct or is it the other way round?

14. Every year, at least ten kids drown in drains and five kids get stuck inside open bore wells in Bangalore and its surrounding places .

15. And last but not the least; I change my blog template every 6 months :)


PS: This post was more or less limited to cities I have lived in because I am in no position to comment anything on other cities.

PPS: If you know of any such fact please feel free to add that in the comments section. I’ll publish them on my blog with the name of the contributor.

57 comments:

HiddenTalent July 7, 2009 4:05 AM  
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HiddenTalent July 7, 2009 4:09 AM  

Nice post, as usual. :). Enjoyed reading it.
Now that we can access blogs from office, I can actually comment on your blog!

Another universal rule is : a person on a bike, never stops first at traffic signal, and if he must, he never stops before the stop line.
Now, now.. dont get me started on traffic :)

P.S. - Thanks for all the comments you left on my blog.

Varun July 7, 2009 5:51 AM  

Hi Archana,
I am glad you commented! :)
Thanks so much...

Breaking traffic signals, jumping the line are very small blunders that bike riders commit. Not sure what they achieve from it though.

Vee July 7, 2009 6:30 AM  

Bang on for number 5). just that you can include making idiotic reality shows..

11)... Nopes not mine.. Mine would be like 10:1

Apart from 'Nimage Kannada Baratta!?', another conversation starter is 'Oota/Tindi Aayta?'

Reema July 7, 2009 7:04 AM  

good ones!

Varun July 7, 2009 8:16 AM  

Hi Vee,
Reality show reminds me of Rakhi's Swayamvar! Aren't you watching it? :)

11) You are not normal then. You work too much :D

Oota/Tindi Aayta? comes only once it is confirmed that the other person knows Kannada.

Varun July 7, 2009 8:17 AM  

Hi Reema,
Thank you :)

Sakhi July 7, 2009 9:02 PM  

"nanage kannada swalpa swalpa baratte!" ;)

And most other things that you wrote is similar in Ahmedabad too! :)

I too have 5 paise coins :)

Maneesh Shanbhag July 8, 2009 12:03 AM  

pt. 8) Darshinis are also there in other part of Karnataka too, but I couldnt locate one in Mumbai.
pt. 9) U misseed southhall, where can't locate one brit :)

AshWin July 8, 2009 2:21 AM  

I ve seen more Sagar 's than darshini's .. but all, as u said serve Breakfast and evening snacks.. the part I love abt these stalls is 4 people can surround a table and eat/drink ..what a saving in space..

Valerine July 8, 2009 2:53 AM  

Awesome post! Well I agree with the point of Kannada speaking people..I am learning Kannada just make my life easy in B'lore...
Btw in Kerala every second house has a son or relative in 'Gulf' :P

vimmuuu July 8, 2009 3:16 PM  

1. I hate Blore for the traffic. Havnt noticed this though!

3. LOL, this is a world wide phenomenon, na?

4. five percent like their managers??? You must be kidding ! I always thought it was close to negligible.

7. and in two years, you could die !!

10. I have one !!! :D

13. Extinct; just like the dinos !!

15. LOL, we know. I liked the older one though !

commited to life July 9, 2009 1:46 AM  

hi

loved the post

i so agree with number 13.. i guess thay all have been shifted in front of computers.. the time they spend outside is used in waiting the site to download.. ;)

btw i have one too-5-paisa coin..

p.s was just passing by

Shivya July 9, 2009 3:08 AM  

5 - Getting into the IIMs is definitely not the easiest way. We're talking a 99 percentile in CAT!

13 - I think it's the other way round. In Hegdenagar near Bangalore, playing lagori was all the girls ever did. The guys of course stuck to cricket.

Amusing post!

mirrorcracked July 9, 2009 5:00 AM  

I miss Bangalore!!! Waaaaaaaaaah!!!

Smita July 10, 2009 6:43 AM  

hehehe so so true!!!

I hate people who keep jabbing the lift buttons!!!

Keep a book with you when u r booting the comp or keep the remote ready ;-)

Nice post :)

Chiranjib July 11, 2009 12:12 AM  

You have an award!
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AV July 11, 2009 10:05 AM  

LOL on most of d points!
cheers!!

penandpaper July 12, 2009 4:37 AM  

Nice post...it hit bulls eye with me with your observation on kids not playing outdoor games these days. We cannot think of our childhood without all these games. They are part of our growing up years. Really feel pity for kids today...too much pressure...way too much competition for everything!

Chiju July 12, 2009 7:21 PM  

Nice post! :)
I think you can add one more to the list.
People who comment on your blog have to think more than what you'd have, before writing a post..

myheadtrip July 13, 2009 8:26 AM  

@Nikhil: You deserted Blore!
@Varun: Nice post :) I too have 5 paise coins...passing them on to A when he realises what it means :D

Deepa H July 13, 2009 11:04 AM  

Nice one Varun.

3) Poor buttons. I strongly agree.

10) I do have a couple of 5 paise coins with me. They are now antiques!

13) I pity that too. Don't know what the kids do indoors all the time!

15) And I belong to this category too ;)

alphabetworld July 14, 2009 2:18 AM  

The day you get your vehicle serviced and washed, it rains :D

And yea, I have a 5-paise coin! That makes you, Sakhi, Vimal, Apar, Committed to life and me ;) So, who's the liar here???

Richa Agarwal July 15, 2009 5:53 AM  

hey nice post mate...
even i played marble and pitthu in my childhood days...v used to hunt for colourful marbles..!!!!

u missed southhall..

before coming to blore i got some glimpse bout the city.:)
Cheers!!!

Akshat Jain July 15, 2009 8:57 AM  

One more thing..
“Every new place is always facinating until it gets old and u find it inhabitable eventually!”

Anonymous July 16, 2009 4:14 AM  

A nice post.I have one paise and two paise coins too !!! What is more I have the old "Kaasu " and the "Annas" - (12 Kaasu was equal to one Anna and 16 Annas were a rupee ). Makes me look like a Rip Van Winkle. All the best . love

Valerine July 16, 2009 4:56 AM  

you have an award

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penandpaper July 28, 2009 9:59 AM  

Hey, I tagged you. Check the link: http://penpaper.blogspot.com/2009/07/tag-here.html

Shayari July 30, 2009 5:06 AM  

Hi Varun!
There is something waiting here for you
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Anonymous July 31, 2009 1:26 AM  

Hi Nice Post.....This had all the recipe of Vaibava darshini Bandhigowda layout Mandya and GVN Hostel....Mandya da Gandu

Esther August 2, 2009 2:09 PM  

Good one!!!!! I've enjoyed it like a lot!

Anjana R August 8, 2009 9:18 AM  

every six months, eh? i like that. :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:44 AM  

Hey Sakhi,
Great to know that know swalpa Kannada and have 5-paise coins. Preserve them for your kids to see :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:45 AM  

Hi Maneesh,
Good to see your comment. You are right about Darshinis and Southall. Southall slipped out of my mind.

Varun August 10, 2009 4:45 AM  

Hi Ashwin,
You are spot on about Sagar's. They are as prevalent as Darshinis. Another thing I love about these stalls is the unlimited amounts of chutney and sambar

Varun August 10, 2009 4:45 AM  

Hey Valerine,
Thanks a ton! LOL at relative in Gulf. In Bangalore, every second house has a kid or relative in Infosys or TCS! :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:45 AM  

Hey vimmuu,

1. Ride a bike and you'll know how comfortable is it to ride on footpaths
3. :D :D. Yeah!
4. Haha.. If nobody liked their manager how would people climb up the ladder ;)
7. LOL
10. One more to my count :)
13. Sad!
15. Oh! Will change again soon...don't worry.. 6 more months :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:45 AM  

Hey commited to life,

Welcome to my digital diary! Haha.. It is good if they are are at least using their downlod time effectively.

Varun August 10, 2009 4:46 AM  

Hi Shivya,
Thanks :).
5. I agree that is not easy to get a seat there. But dreaming of an IIM seat is definitely easy.
13. Good. I have never seen anyone play that in Bangalore. Am glad you did.

Varun August 10, 2009 4:46 AM  

Hi Nikhil,
Plan a visit to Bangalore soon. U'll miss it less.

Varun August 10, 2009 4:46 AM  

Hi Smita,
That's a typical book lover's advice. Thanks. Will try that :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:47 AM  

Hi Chiranjib,

Thanks buddy!

Varun August 10, 2009 4:47 AM  

Hi Archana,
Thanks :D

Varun August 10, 2009 4:47 AM  

Hi P&P,
Pity is the right word! They probably pity us for not getting to play Halo-3 during our childhood :D

Varun August 10, 2009 4:47 AM  

Hi Chiju,
I am flattered! That was a very sweet comment! Thanks :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:47 AM  

Hi Apar,
That's the best use of a 5-paise coin anyone could do! :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:47 AM  

Hi Deepa,

3 - :)

10 - Preserve them carefully :)

13 - They pity us I guess for not getting to play X-BOX or PS-3 during our childhood.

15 - Great! Where do you get your templates from?

Varun August 10, 2009 4:48 AM  

Hi Scorpia,
Haha.. That was just an exaggerated fact! :) No liars here...And that's a good point you made.. It rains and the it gets dirty too...

Varun August 10, 2009 4:48 AM  

Hi Richa,

Oh yes! I missed Southall! I have been to that place only once or twice and hence it slipped out of my mind. There is more to this city that just my post. But it is definintly something you can keep in your mind :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:48 AM  

Hi Akshat,
Haha... For how long do you intend to keep moving from one place to another then!? :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:48 AM  

Hi Appa,

I had to google Rip Wan Winkle :).

Varun August 10, 2009 4:49 AM  

Hi Val,

Thanks so much! :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:49 AM  

Hi P&P,
Thanks, Will pick it up...

Varun August 10, 2009 4:49 AM  

Hi Shayari,

Thanks so much! :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:49 AM  

Hi Anonymous,
I hope you enjoyed the dish :)

Varun August 10, 2009 4:49 AM  

Hi Esther,
Welcome to my digital diary! Am glad you enjoyed it!

Varun August 10, 2009 4:49 AM  

Hi Anjana,
Every six months it is.. :) Thanks..

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